Archives for Humor

On Easter Island

  The cult of Easter Island drove itself to extinction by exhausting itself of its natural resources in its pursuit of a bigger headstone WRONG The cult of Easter Island drove itself to extinction by exhausting the precious resources the island possessed in its pursuit of a bigger headstone.
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The Inheritance by Anthony Maggio

When you have everything, it is often said that you wish for more, that myth was created by the poor, and obviously not us. My family inherited our first million from our great-grandfather, who has worked his lackey’s fingers to the bone during the depression, and we are so proud of that dedication. He married well, it’s an old family adage that when you find a woman with eye’s equal to your fortune, and lips as red as tulips. Great Grandfather was lucky enough to meet his beautiful, green eyed match young in his life. My grandfather received the fortune
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The Magic Seeds.

Those Magic Seeds. A brand new Christmas story of Santa and his little elf named “Jingles” who saved Christmas in a magical way!   Way up near the North Pole where Santa’s workshop lies, all the elves are in a tizzy, someone’s stolen all the magic seeds that make the reindeer fly. With Christmas just around the corner, Santa’s in a frantic state, with no way tobring his toys to kids, on that very, special date. But a little elf named “Jingles” came to Santa with a plan, To set off across the Arctic where she’d find that guilty man.
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Tales of the Imp – Meet the Imp

I have an imp on my shoulder. He’s always there, whispering malevolence into my ear. He’s three inches tall, with olive skin and two tiny horns on his forehead. His hair is bright red hair. His teeth are small and sharp. He reeks of burning sulphur, which like him, follows me everywhere. He says he’s here to protect me, that I am someone special. What can such a diminutive creature protect me from? He doesn’t answer my questions, but he enjoys telling me things. Like whom I should kill. I don’t listen to him. Not yet.
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Scattered…. Only God Knows Where,

Scattered…….Only God Knows Where. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3   <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Time is a vacuum   it sucks only in one direction   ~~~~~~~~~~Gone!   all of those we once knew   without warning   disappear from our lives,   as the years are whisked away.     Kids I grew up with   never saw them again   sure Vietnam got a few   others just moved away like me.   But I grew up in the projects  
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Robin My Hood.

Robin My Hood. on April 1, 2004. ©-MFB III- All rights reserved   As the rain subsided, I spied a mother Robin today dancing on clawed feet across my long driveway, and I could swear I saw a twink of merriment in her eye while she was robin my hood.   For there before her was a veritable smorgasbord laid out in lopsided rows for this sole bird to feast upon.   Scattered in a huge length lay her fondest dreams come true, you see the rains have been rampant and all the worms fled the earth, seeking the higher
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A Modern Day Delilah

She grew up in a Christian home where abstinence was taught, but she was far too pretty to be alone, the kind of gal the guys all sought. So she dated her way through two dozen guys, in her high school years because, her heart was true to each and every one, but her body belonged to God. Chorus- Her friends all called her a modern day Delilah, bringing guys she’d date like Samson to their knees, never giving up what they hoped she woould, denying what they thought brought them manhood, becoming what the boys all called a “Pretty
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